The army's on ecstasy

So they say

I read all about it

In USA Today

They stepped up urine testing

To make it go away

Cause it's hard to kill the enemy

On ol' MDMA



Said the King of Contradiction

To the Queen of Mystery

The Prince of Paradox, he dogs me like a flea

So I'll set my troops upon him

And bring him to his knees

When all is said and done

I'll pick a flight with the Chinese

The Queen she stared him long and hard

And then she softly said

I'll rub you down with linseed oil to ease your throbbing head

She slipped a note into an apricot

Then threw it to the whores

The jester read the words

Something wicked this way roars



The army's on ecstasy

So they say

I read all about it

In USA Today

They stepped up urine testing

To make it go away

Cause it's hard to kill the enemy

On ol' MDMA



The price they put upon the heads

Of folks with poignant views

Would be better spent on

The children without shoes

And when the King condoned

The actions of the liar

He forgot to weight the awesome power

Of the village crier



The army's on ecstasy

So they say

I read all about it

In USA Today

They stepped up urine testing

To make it go away

Cause it's hard to kill the enemy

On ol' MDMA