You think I'm easy

Cause I wear these tight pants

You think it should be easy

To get in my pants



Well it took me five minutes

To pull these things on

I can hardly breathe

Let alone be turned on



I don't care about

How much you can lift

And I don't want to hear

Your new death metal riff



If I wanted a caveman

I would search the rock pile

I'm a girl of distinction

And you're just not my style



My mama didn't raise no hoochie mama

My mama didn't raise no hoochie mama

My mama didn't raise no hoochie mama

My mama didn't raise no...