All I want to be is a shovely bubbly gobbly gook



A seagull stole him from his slow mama's hands 

Aboard the boat, the Sweet Louisa

And dropped him in the meadowlands 

Where wild hyenas taught him how to hunt old elephants 

So he spent his formative years eating out badunkadunk 



Fee fi fo fum 

(I smell the blood of an Englishman)

Fee fi fo fum 

(I smell the blood of an Englishman)

Fee fi fo fum 

(I smell the blood of an Englishman)

Fee fi fo fum 

(I smell the blood of an Englishman)



He traveled across the sea in the belly of a Japanese businessman 

On a pleasure ship to France 

And he don't know why she loves him 

And he don't know why the sun sets but 



Fee fi fo fum 

(I smell the blood of an Englishman)

Fee fi fo fum 

(I smell the blood of an Englishman)

Fee fi fo fum 

(I smell the blood of an Englishman)

Fee fi fo fum 

(I smell the blood of an Englishman)



Bang pow pow pow ah



And her father hated him with the passion of a dying Chinaman 

He said, "Get him out of here or I'm going to bite off his face"

No daddy daddy, don't daddy daddy 

"Get the fuck out of my house"

No daddy daddy, don't daddy daddy 

"This is my house, my house" 



Fee fi fo fum 

(I smell the blood of an Englishman)

Fee fi fo fum 

(I smell the blood of an Englishman)

Fee fi fo fum 

(I smell the blood of an Englishman)

Fee fi fo fum 

(I smell the blood of an Englishman)