Ok, everybody, welcome to, ah, it's almost the end of the show.

Ahhh... what's your problem man?

Isn't this over yet?

No, it's not over yet, they still got the rest of the show to go...

Whatever

Ah, that's so cleechae crap, saying whatever, i can't believe you..

Yeah, right...

You know it's just stupid.

You can, you can sit there and say whatever to me all show and you may think you look cool but it looks really dumb...

Yeah, whatever, dude, i dunno, whatever, i just, i got the tood now, whatever, i don't care you know, whatever, i'm letting it happen, i'm free wheeling!

Dude, if your attitude doesn't change, i'm just not gonna do the song with you!

Whatever...

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki, she was all like 'ewhhhh' and i'm like whatever!

Then this chick comes up to me and she's all like 'Hey... aren't you that dude...' and i'm like yeah, whatever!

So later, i'm, i'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up and she's all like 'uhhhhhh' and i'm like yeah, whatever!

Cause this is my United States of Whatever

And this is my United States of Whatever

And this is my United States of Whatever

And then it's 3am i'm on the corner wearing my leather and this dude comes up to me and says 'hey punk' i'm like, yeah, whatever!

Then, i'm throwing dice in the alley and officer Leroy comes up and he's like ' hey i thought i told you...' and i'm like, yeah, whatever!

Then, up comes Zaphron and i'm like 'Yo, Zaphron, what's up?' and he's like 'nothin' and i'm like 'that's cool'

Cause this is my United States of Whatever

And this is my United States of Whatever

And this is my United States of Whatever