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标题:In Different Ways
艺人:Jon lajoie
节拍: Moderate ♩ = 140
注释:I cansee it in your eyes, girlthat you're in the mood for loveso I lightsome candlespour some winecome sit down on the rugbut there'ssomething I must tell you, babebefore we take this stepsomething about me, girlthatyou do not know yetI have no penisit was torn offin a bicycle accidentin nineteen-ninety-nineI, also, lost one testicle, so all I haveis a weird 'uni-ball'and a rubber tubebetween my legsbutbabeI can love you IN DIFFERENT WAYSI'll makelove to youwith the rubber tubethat Iusefor urinatingI'll justtape two popsiclesticks around itmake iteasier for penetratingand having onlyone ballisn'talways a bad thingit's like apool ball inpillow caseit's like acherry on a sun--dae'cause, girl, I have no penisI have nocockif it looks likeI havea buldgeit's 'cause Istuff it with a sockgirl, I know thatyou're afraidbut I promise,baby, if you stayI'll put acucumber in themicrowaveandbabeI will love youIN DIFFERENTWAYSJust beacuse I don't have a cockdoean't mean I can't rockJust because I don't have a cockdoesn't mean I can't rcokJust because I don't have a cockdoesn't mean I can't rockDon't be fooled by my lack of a cockI'm still Jonny from the blockohohohohohohohyeahyayaybass poop
标记:IntroVerseChorusIn Different WaysVerseChorusOutro
歌词:
I can see it in your eyes girl
That you're in the mood for love
So I light some candles, pour some wine
Come sit down on the rug
But there's something I must tell you, babe
Before we take this step
Something about me girl
That you do not know yet
I have no penis
It was torn off
In a bicycle accident
In nineteen ninety nine
I also lost one testicle
So all I have is a weird uni-ball
And a rubber tube, between my legs
But babe, I can love you in different ways
I'll make love to you with the rubber tube
That I use for urinating
I'll just tape two Popsicle sticks around it
Make it easier for penetrating
And having only one ball
Isn't always a bad thing
It's like a pool ball in a pillow case
It's like a cherry on a sundae
'Cause girl
I have no penis
I have no cock
If it looks like I have a ball
Just 'cause I stuff it with a sock
Girl, I know that you're afraid
But I promise, baby, if you stay
I'll put a cucumber in the microwave
And babe, I will love you in different...
...ways
Just because I don't have a cock
it doesn't mean I can't rock
Just because I don't have a cock
it doesn't mean I can't rock
Just because I don't have a cock
it doesn't mean I can't rock
Don't be fooled by my lack of a cock
I'm still Johny from the block
O-o-oh yeah