Good morning my sweet dog

You're such a cute boy

I can't think of life without you



Well, what is this smell?

Something stinks here

Oh God! You are shitting on my bed



I don't wanna clean up fuckin' dog shit

Again today I rubbed your nose in dog shit

I don't wanna clean up fuckin' dog shit

Again today I rubbed your nose in dog shit



I'm playing a TV game

It's so exciting

I'm about to kill the biggest monster



Well, what is this noise?

What are yoy crunching

Oh God! It's a Hi-Standard CD!



I don't wanna clean up fuckin' dog shit

Again today I rubbed your nose in dog shit

I don't wanna clean up fuckin' dog shit

Again today I rubbed your nose in dog shit