She calls me on the phone

Hoping that I'm home

And that I'm all alone

But when I say, "Hello?"

I only hear dial tone

She thinks that I'm her own



Outside my window she crept

Watching my every step



Oh, uh oh

She's following me

Oh, uh oh

She's out of her tree

Oh, uh oh

She's off of her rocker

I wanna marry my stalker!



Oh oh oh oh oh, uh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh, uh oh



Sometimes she says she's my mom

Looks like she doesn't belong

She's my own peeping-tom

Flowers everyday

The cops, they tell her to stay

500 feet away



She's sleeping on my doorstep

She hasn't heard me yet



Oh, uh oh

She's following me

Oh, uh oh

She's out of her tree

Oh, uh oh

She's off of her rocker

I wanna marry my stalker!



This morning she wasn't there

I hope she still cares



I almost gave up hope

But today I awoke to a private note

She said she's going to jail

For going through my mail

But she'll stay on my trail



Oh, uh oh

She's following me

Oh, uh oh

She's out of her tree

Oh, uh oh

She's off of her rocker

I wanna marry my stalker!



Oh, uh oh

She's following me

Oh, uh oh

She's out of her tree

Oh, uh oh

She's off of her rocker

I wanna marry my

I wanna marry my

I wanna marry my stalker!