The DC3 

 

  

 

   Fuck I'm Dead

 

 

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  What's going on?

  This bright white light hits me

  Choirs of angels at the foot of my bed

  And Bruce McAvaney no longer shits me

  Only one explanation: Fuck. I'm dead.

  

  I don't hate reality TV

  Nothing seems strange about Nicole Kidman's head

  I've stopped feeling suicidal

  Oh. I see. I'm dead

  

  Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!

  But I've just been swine flu inoculated!

  Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!

  But I've got 6 months sick leave accumulated!

  Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!

  But I've been on the MCC membership waiting list for like thirty years

  And they reckon it's gonna come in the mail this week and...

  Fuck. I'm dead.

  

  Fuck! Fuck!

  Fuck! Fuck!

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  Fuck, fuck, fuck I'm dead!

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  Fuck, shit, poo, wee, arse, bitch

  Fuck, fuck, fuck I'm dead!

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  Fuck I'm dead!

  

  What's going on!

   

  

  

  I was an unacknowledged genius all along

  That's what this morning's paper said

  And Triple J is playing this song

  Now I know somethings wrong

  

  When I'm 65 and I finally retire

  Gonna cash in all those frequent fliers

  Do whatever my heart desires

  Or just sit with a good book in front of the fire

  

  All that saving for a rainy day

  All that locking my soul away

  Will finally pay live life my way

  Hang on,

  

  Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!

  Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!

  

  Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!

  But like I haven't put the wheelie bins back in the shed

  Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!

  Yeah but I was about to go out for the milk and bread

  Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!

  My wife doesn't know how much we're in the red

  Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!

  You leave Keith Richards, Take me instead

  Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!

  I'm too sexy for my coffin like Right Said Fred

  Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!

  I believed in Karma, was I misled?

  Fuck I'm dead, fuck I'm dead!

  We got a new coach, new players, we've had a great pre-season and after a lifetime of total disappointment this could be our year and...Fuck

  

  Fuck! Fuck!

  Fuck! Fuck!

  Fuck! Fuck!

  Drat! Drat!

  Shucks! Shucks!

  Crap! Crap!

  Yuck! Yuck!

  Fuck I'm dead!

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  Golly! Golly!

  Wow! Wow!

  Holy! Holy!

  Cow! Cow!

  Jeepers! Jeepers!

  Creepers! Creepers!

  Hells Bells!

  Fuck I'm Dead

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