It's kind of funny in its own little way

The words that you sing and the music you play

But you are happy to sell me your integrity



The Mrs. needs a new swimming pool

It's important to make the whole neighborhood drool

Social status is everything

Repeat after me: Mammon is King



I got the rights to you

There's nothing you can do

I got the rights to you, you, you

Rights to you, rights to you, rights to you

I've got the rights to you



Can't take a piss without a written permission

Pay the price for some recognition

To step out of line is no stroll in the park

That pretty little smile is a registered trademark



Your butt is mine until you grow old

The dotted line says you'll do as you're told

Sit! Stand! Bark! Moo like a cow

Rollover! Bend over! You're my product now



I got the rights to you

There's nothing you can do

I got the rights to you, you, you

Rights to you, rights to you, rights to you

I've got the rights to you



I own the rights to you

There's nothing you can do

You're just a pair of jeans

Singing lame evergreens



I got the rights to you

There's nothing you can do

I got the rights to you, you, you



I got the rights to you

There's nothing you can do

I got the rights to you, you, you

Rights to you, rights to you, rights to you

I've got the rights to you