Politically correct and mentally erect

I'm doing everything I can to conserve the best

But life ain't nothin but a bowl a grits

And this United States proud crap makes me sick

People tell me go make a name for yourself

Cause that's the only way you're gonna get outta this hell

I'm gonna try and try and try and do all that I can

But I'll never understand



It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage

I can't survive this day and age

Home of the free

Land of the brave

I can't survive this day and age

It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage



I'll take a work strike

Over a tax hike

Any day of the year

And I don't care about anything

As long as those striking ain't bottling beer

Give me a gun let's go get the XXX

He wouldn't mind he's protected by the aliens

I've got a green man in my backyard

This time the goverment has gone too far



It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage

I can't survive this day and age

Home of the free

Land of the brave

I can't survive this day and age

It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage



It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage

I can't survive this day and age

Home of the free

Land of the brave

I can't survive this day and age

It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage