Small minded people at the place where I work 

There's small minded people all over the world 



Tell me a joke that brings tears to my eyes 

Please tell me a joke so that I can laugh till I cry 

I've heard the news and it's always the same 

Never any laughs, just trouble again 

So tell me a joke that brings tears to my eyes 



There's something I can't quite put my finger on 

About a clockwork monkey beating a drum 

But any time I have seen such a thing 

There's something inside of me knows what it means 



I want to learn how to dance, I want to spin 



There's something I can't quite put my finger on 

About a clockwork monkey beating a drum 

But any time I have seen such a thing 

There's something inside of me knows what it means