'Ve seen the game played quite a bit

But this really takes the biscuit

Wrapped your lips around every tip

Haven't come up once to catch your breath

All the actors, all the actors

Learnt lines

All the actors

God know they try



We've talked about absolutely nothing

Eyes darting about, while looking round attempt to string

Two words together, plan the route of exit

And repeat, and repeat like so



Be dazzled

Devour the glitz the glamour

Be dazzled

Just never bring it home, never bring it home, no

Find out if it's everything you craved and more

Be dazzled

Don't ever bring it home, ever bring it home



Shadow every single move

Take your cue, laugh when the boss laughs

All the actors, all the actors

Learnt lines

All the actors

God know they try



Met once before, way too pleased to see me

Went full on hug, didn't want you touching me

Obvious, you didn't recognise me

And repeat, and repeat like so



Be dazzled

Devour the glitz the glamour

Be dazzled

Just never bring it home, never bring it home, no

Find out if it's everything you craved and more

Be dazzled

Don't ever bring it home, ever bring it home



I've seen the game played quite a bit

But this really takes the biscuit

All the actors, all the actors

Learnt lines

All the actors

God know they try