Mr Soft turn it on and force the world 

 And watch the things you're going through 

 Oh Mr Soft believe everything they tell you 

 And be damned if they'll thank you 

 You paint everything so cruel 

 Coming on like mister cool 

 Paint your face and shut the gate 

 No one's coming home till late oohla cha 

 (Bom bom bom bom) 

 Don't you know life gets tedious enough 

 Without this extra grudge to bare 

 You so slow shift your ideas make your mind up 

 In a jiffy let's be fair 

 We'd all be taken off tonight 

 Turn off your eyes and shut the light 

 Oh you're the most you're so unreal 

 We'd all be dead without your spiel 

 Oohla oh take it 



 Mmmmmm 

 Mmmmmm 

 Mmmmmm mmm mmm 

 Ooh 



 (Bom bom bom bom) 

 Oh Mr Soft go to town and bring the dawning 

 In the morning on your way 

 Mr Soft put your feet upon the waters 

 And play Jesus for that day 

 You begin to hear them mumble 

 Spot the starman ruff and tumble 

 Fight the good fights sling your axe 

 Watch the speaker lead the packs 

 Ooh here we go again 



 Mmmmmm 

 Mmmmmm 

 Mmmmmm mmm mmm