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Ouch it won't reach my mouth 

If I could do it myself I'd probably never leave the house 

Giving it "Diff'rent Strokes" just like Arnold Drummond 

Hummin' hmm hmm good like Campbell's 

And you'll handle the sack like the quarterback Randall 

Cunningham like Joanie loves Chachi 

They call him Ralph Mouth ‘cause he's down on Potsie 

Rocky chasing the chicken 

Watch the plot thicken with the cock when your lickin' 

Me like Apollo your Creed my Mission 

You go down for the count I countdown ignition 

Blast off you're a rocket scientist 

A genius what I mean is you suck at this 

So escargot ‘cause my snail needs Frenchin' 

You must be five stars cause my staff's at full attention 



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Dinner for one I know you got your reservations 

Starvation like a Third World Nation 

So do it for the children and I'll make a donation 

My fly's in your eyes let me rise to the occasion 

In my Underoos I tend to be brief 

So when you're sinking your teeth deep into my beef 

You can fondle but it's kind of like McDonald's realize it's 

Just a Happy Meal so you can't Super Size it 

Told to hold the pickle then you went and blew it 

But you knew it did so concentrate like Tropicana 

To eat a Chiquita you need to grow the banana 

So can ya Bob like Dylan on my Peter like Criss 

‘Til it's Chubby like Checker c'mon baby do the twist 

It's all in the wrist like table tennis 

So beat me like Betty Crocker cake mix 



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Suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it 

Suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it 

Suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it 

Suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it 



If you were a Hindu I could aim for the dot 



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Yummy down on this throbbing pole of hot man chicken. 

And feel free to wiggledunk those purple bulldog cheeks.