Alcohol, my permanent accessory

Alcohol, a party-time necessity

Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself

Oh, alcohol, I still drink to your health



I love you more than I did the week before

I discovered alcohol



Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea

A Malibu and coke for you, a G and T for me

Alcohol, your songs resolve like my life never will

When someone else is picking up the bill



I love you more than I did the week before

I discovered alcohol



Oh alcohol, would you please forgive me

While I cannot love myself

I'll use something else



I thought that alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do

I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze

But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose

To walk the fine line between self-control and self-abuse



I love you more than I did the week before

I discovered alcohol



And would you please ignore

That you found me on the floor

Trying on your camisole



Oh alcohol, would you please forgive me

While I cannot love myself

I'll use something else



Would you please forgive me

Would you please forgive me