Oh Paddy put the pipe down

If you got the right sound

If it's not the right sound

Then neither am I, oh my oh my



Do your sums

Work out a fairer way

If it comes undone

Just paper over the cracks

And there ain't no turning back



Oh on The Sun

They make you out to be a tearaway

Comes undone

Ah I just spoke to Matt

Pat, they want the money back



Ah put the pipe down

If you got the right sound

If it's not the right sound

Oh my Oh my Oh my



Do your sums

Work out a fairer way

Can you play no fun

Oh what you think of that

Cause they wanted but



You better pipe down

You got the right sound

Put the pipe down

Oh my Oh my Oh my



Na, na-na, na-na



Oh Paddy put the pipe down

If you got the right sound

If it's not the right sound

Neither am I, oh my oh my



Oh Paddy put the pipe down

If you got the right sound

If it's the right sound

Oh my Oh my Oh my