Powdered sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirt

Bribes in your pocket, you never do any work

You fat, fucking slob you just sit in a car

Until you get off work then it's back to the bar



You fucking pig-pig, you're a fucking cop-cop

You fucking pig-pig, you're a fucking cop-cop

You fucking pig-pig, you're a fucking cop-cop

You fucking pig-pig, you're a fucking cop-cop



You never catch any crooks but harass everyone else

Your fat fingers don't fit the trigger you're too slow to catch a nigger

You're a suburban cop because you're scared of the city

You broke a stool at dunking donuts because you're so fucking fat



You fucking pig-pig, you're a fucking cop-cop

You fucking pig-pig, you're a fucking cop-cop

You fucking pig-pig, you're a fucking cop-cop

You fucking pig-pig, you're a fucking cop-cop



Powdered sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirt

Bribes in your pocket, you never do any work

You fat fucking slob you just sit in a car

Until you get off work then it's back to the bar



You fucking pig-pig, you're a fucking cop-cop

You fucking pig-pig, you're a fucking cop-cop

You fucking pig-pig, you're a fucking cop-cop

You fucking pig-pig, you're a fucking cop-cop