I just don't care about the evening news,

I never listen to the crack house blues,

They say the city is a place to be,

I want to dance with Emily.



Everybody come around the window shop,

I guess they've never seen the moves I got,

I want to be with what the people see,

I want to dance with Emily.



Emily, sweet baby, would you be my wife?

Could it be wide open with the kitchen knife,

Everybody said that she's under age,

I could try to shoot her with the seven gage.

Now I got the cookies that your momma sent,

I got permission from the government,

Someone should mention to the minister:

Now I gotta dance with Jennifer.



Jenny's got a mouth so full of pidgeon's cum,

On top of mountain they'd a bubblegum,

Don't understand what all the grieve is for,

Now I gotta dance with Eleanore.



Eleanore I wonder if we go too slow,

Straight down the hatch we need the streetlights glow,

Baby when I get you on a persian rug,

That's the kind of movie that I'm dreaming of.

â??Uuuhuhâ??



I tell you something that you think I'd know,

I got two tickets to the sold out show,

Some of the fellas like to think I'm Greek,

I want to love you maybe three days a week,

â??Ohohohâ??.



I just don't care about the evening news,

I never listen to the crackhouse blues,

I want to be with what the people see,

I want to dance with Emily.



I want to dance with Emily.