I saw two shadow men on the Vallance Road 

Said they'd pay me for your address 

Oh I was so bold 

I said: "You see these two cold fingers 

These crooked fingers I show 

You a way to mean no" 



Well they didn't like that much I can tell you 

Said, "Sunshine I wouldn't wanna be in your shoes" 

And they chased me up three flights of stairs 

Caught me in the lift how I sighed and said 

"Hello" but it's impossible 



But it's just like he's in another world 

Doesn't see the danger on show 

He'll wind up like Joseph bloody in a hole 



And it's just like she's in another world 

How they suit each other oh 

But you never get close 

It's impossible 



Saw the same two men on the Cally road 

Said they'd double their offer, I was so bold 

To say, "You see these two cold fingers 

These crooked fingers I show 

Oh You's a way to mean no" 





But it's just like he's in another world 

Doesn't see the danger on show 

He'll end up like Joseph bloody in a hole 



It's just like she's in another world 

How they suit each other oh no 

Oh you never get close 

Unstoppable 



I said you see these two cold fingers 

These crooked fingers I show 

You a way to mean no 



But it's just like we're in another world 

How they suit each other oh no 

But you never get close 

That's close enough 



Alternate lyrics: 



They said they'd pay me to wear a dress 

Oh, I was so bold... 



And the end of the first verse becomes: 



Virtually impossible 

Danger 

As for the perfect fight 

I was perfectly indecisive