Man battle stations torpedo, man battle stations torpedo



I thought I'd go out and take a swim today

It was real hot and I just had to get away

They spotted an unknown sub down in the bay

But I don't care, think I'll go swimmin' anyway - yeah



Let's take a dive, torpedo girl, and feel alive, torpedo girl

Let's take a dive, torpedo girl, and feel alive



But I knew when I was in the suds and swimmin' around

But then all of a sudden I heard this rumblin' sound

I saw this thing that looked a lot like a submarine

With a pretty girl on the bridge, could this be a dream?

I don't know, could be



Let's take a dive, torpedo girl, and feel alive, torpedo girl

Let's take a dive, torpedo girl, and feel alive



Torpedo girl, let's take a dive, torpedo girl, and feel alive