DAMNED

 (Young - Young)

 

 Don't smoke don't fight don't light no cigarettes

 Or else you'll wind up in the can

 No jokes no rights sit tight don't fool around

 You are a guest of Uncle Sam

 Stand up look right don't slouch and stand at ease

 Allow no sex above the knees

 When I snap you jump into the master plan

 I'll be damned

 Well I'll be damned

 

 I'll be damned if I drink or smoke

 Damned if I steal your joke

 I'll be damned if I go for broke

 Damned if I do

 Damned if I don't

 

 Don't talk don't fool don't try to mess around

 I'll make a monkey outta you

 You sign your name right on that dotted line boy

 I'll be damned

 

 I'll be damned if I drink or smoke

 Damned if I steal your joke

 I'll be damned if I go for broke

 Damned if I do

 And damned if I don't, yeah

 

 Come on

 I'll be damned if I drink or smoke

 Damned if I steal your joke

 I'll be damned if I go for broke

 I'm damned if I do

 I'm damned if I don't

 

 I'll be damned if I drink or smoke

 Damned if I steal your joke

 I'll be damned if I go for broke

 I'm damned if I do

 I'm damned if I don't

 

 I'll be damned

 I'll be damned

 I'll be damned

 I'll be damned

 I'll be damned

 I'll be damned