Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there

It's time to win a chance to butt-bang

Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666



The urge is too much to take

All I can think about is playing with myself

It's time to masturbate

I got my Hustler and don't need nothin' else



Ginger

Ginger



My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore

But the girls of porn want more

So I flip through the pages one more time

And I just let the jism fly



Yeah, yeah, yeah



A quarter for a peep show

A private booth or talking to a naked whore

Triple-X video

976 and I can whack it on the phone



Nobody's home, I'm alone

The Devil in Miss Jones

Nobody's home, I'm alone

Aja and  John Holmes



We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes

Hairy balls and hairy bushes

S & M, whips and chains

Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains



We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks

Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks

We got rape, necro and both ways

And lots of hung studs for all you gays



We got incest and bestiality too

We got Sade and the sweetest taboo

We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo

And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe



There's she-males, lezbos, and shaved beav

And D-cup mamas with so much cleave

Senior citizens, who love to watch

And sniff those skid marks from your crotch, yeah



Ain't got no woman next to me

I just got this magazine

And what's on the TV screen

But that's okay with me



My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore

But the girls of porn want more

So I flip through the pages one more time

And I just let the jism fly



(Mr. Bungle...)

Yeah, yeah, yeah



I was trained to fuck you baby

I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you baby

I, I was trained to fuck you baby

I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you baby



Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah