There are paint smears on everything I own

The vapor rub is lyin' on a table of filth

Christmas cards to which I never reply

My eyeballs absorb only blue filtered light



TV casualty, TV casualty

We're all right

TV casualty, TV casualty



I wish they'd put Prince Namor on the tube

Hold on, I think I have to puke

There's a spot in the corner where I always go

I like to feed the flies that I know



But please don't feed my television screen

Please don't feed my television screen

Please don't feed my television screen

Please don't feed my television screen



TV casualty, TV casualty

We're all right

TV casualty, TV casualty



Babies in prison, they call it a womb

Nine month sentence, no parole

Slivers of steel stuck in your lungs

Breathe deep, we need a donor for blood



Jaguars at the cemetery

Cadillacs grazing at your grave

Zeniths grazing at your grave

Sony's grazing at your grave



TV casualty, TV casualty

We're all right

TV casualty, TV casualty

We're all right

TV casualty, TV casualty