Oh if only Brazil was not so far 

Far away I would swim or walk or ride 

But never ever fly 

But all the noise of the maniacs there 

The seat on my face it's worth to bear 

But I don't wanna bounce and die 



But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress 

I close my eyes, I know what I would go for 

Stewardess before the crash 



Lavatory love machine 

No fear can quell my steam 

Lavatory live machine 

No cabin fire burn my dream 



I'm at you disposal 

I gotta get up to see what you ain't gotta hide 

Wheeling junk along the aisle 

Keep your seat belt fastened 

You're whipping with an iron voice 

You command 

Uh mistress I am in your hands 



And when she asks me what I'd like to eat 

I realise the domina feels the same 

And I reply... What about your pie? 



Lavatory love machine 

No fear can quell my steam 

Lavatory live machine 

No cabin fire burn my dream 



Lavatory love machine 

No broken wings to stop me stream 

Lavatory love machine 

Honey do you like the way I cream?! 



Now if I gotta die 

I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash 

Let them know I've been alive 

Till I made my final splash 



Lavatory love machine 

No fear can quell my steam 

Lavatory live machine 

No cabin fire burn my dream 



Don't hear those scary noises 

From the turbine when you scream