Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it

 You play the guitar on the MTV

 That ain't workin' that's the way you do it

 Money for nothin' and chicks for free

 Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it

 Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb

 Maybe get a blister on your little finger

 Maybe get a blister on your thumb

 We gotta install microwave ovens

 Custom kitchen deliveries

 We gotta move these refrigerators

 We gotta move these colour TV's

 See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup

 Yeah buddy that's his own hair

 That little faggot got his own jet airplane

 That little faggot he's a millionaire

 We gotta install microwave ovens

 Custom kitchen deliveries

 We gotta move these refrigerators

 We gotta move these colour TV's

 We gotta install microwave ovens

 Custom kitchen deliveries

 We gotta move these refrigerators

 We gotta move these colour TV's

 I shoulda learned to play the guitar

 I shoulda learned to play them drums

 Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera

 Man we could have some fun

 And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?

 Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee

 That ain't workin' that's the way you do it

 Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free

 We gotta install microwave ovens

 Custom kitchen deliveries

 We gotta move these refrigerators

 We gotta move these colour TV's, Lord

 Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it

 You play the guitar on the MTV

 That ain't workin' that's the way you do it

 Money for nothin' and your chicks for free

 Money for nothin' and chicks for free