I think I'm crazy, baby, let you off the hook to easy

If you were a telephone, you'd still be off the hook

This is my last leg, been awake for days

In a minute I'll die of starvation

and float around your room



What do I do when you get close?

If I kissed your neck, would you slit my throat?

Are you thinking of me when you're putting on your

makeup, darling, and dying your hair like you do

Well you're wasting time if you're trying to impress

me 

I waste all my time just thinking of you



And I'm not imagining how you give me the shivers, standing up to your waste in your river 

You're the sweetest boat-builder I think I've ever seen 

Dream in Japanese, dream in Japanese, 

some language I don't even know how to speak 

You're still pretty and I am still choked up, 

it's probably just the same 

The more I hang around you, 

the more hang-ups I get (more hang-ups I get) 



Are you thinking of me when you're putting on your makeup, darling, and dying your hair like you do? (dying your hair like you do) 

Well you're wasting time if you're trying to impress me 

I waste all my time just thinking of you 



I know that you're an angel, 

though you could never stay true (you could never stay true) 

Hey angel, I think your halo has a screw loose, 

'cause you dropped me like a brick off the rooftop of your high school 

Could I watch the next time you're applying your eyeliner? 

I waste all my time just thinking of you