Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai! 



You-you-you-you-you! 



Uno! Dos! Tres! Quatro! 



My teacher asked me where my homework was and that's when I told her

"No hablo Ingles"

Policeman caught me doing ninety and that's when he pulled me over

"No hablo Ingles"



A hippie with a tambourine asking me if I could spare a dollar

"No hablo Ingles"

Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar

"No hablo Ingles"



(One! )

When I'm not feeling it! 

(Two! )

When someone's full of shit! 

(Three! )

When I get cut off at the ba-a-a-a-ar! 



To make a getaway

It's all you've gotta say! 

(Quatro! Sinco! Seis! )

"No hablo Ingles!"

"No hablo Ingles!"

(Hey! Hey! Hey! )

"No hablo Ingles!"

"No hablo Ingles!"

(Hey! Hey! Hey! )



My nephew asked me if I'd take him to the Jonas Brothers movie

"No hablo Ingles"

Walking my dog I saw a sign that says to please pick up the doodie

"No hablo Ingles"



My mama gets mad 'cause I never call my dad on his birthday

"No hablo Ingles"

A guy walks up and says "Donde esta casa de pepe"

... He no hablo Ingles



(One! )

So many different uses! 

(Two! )

You don't need no excuses! 

(Three! )

It's as easy as the third gra-a-a-a-ade! 



The perfect getaway! 

It's all you've gotta say! 

(Quatro! Sinco! Seis! )

"No hablo Ingles!"

"No hablo Ingles!"

(Hey! Hey! Hey! )

"No hablo Ingles!"

"No hablo Ingles!"

(Hey! Hey! Hey! )



Did you brush your teeth! ?

(No hablo Ingles! )

Where'd you leave your pants! ?

(No hablo Ingles! )

Did you feed the fish! ?

(No hablo Ingles! )

Do you like my band! ?

... Wait, don't answer that



"No hablo Ingles!"

(Hey! Hey! Hey! )

"No hablo Ingles!"

"No hablo Ingles!"

(Hey! Hey! Hey! )

"No hablo Ingles!"



Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?

"No hablo Ingles!"

(Hey! Hey! Hey! )

Did one of you guys pee in the pool?

"No hablo Ingles!"



Hey! how 'bout we all get together and go to the ballet! ?

"No hablo Ingles!"

(Hey! Hey! Hey! )

"No hablo Ingles!"

... Can I borrow that beer?

"No hablo Ingles!"



HAHAHAHAHAHA! 

"No hablo Ingles!"

(Hey! Hey! Hey! )

"No hablo Ingles!"

"No hablo Ingles!"