Woo-hoo-hoo

Woo-hoo-hoo

Debbie just hit the wall

She never had it all

One Prozac a day

Husbands a CPA

Her dreams went out the door

When she turned twenty four

Only been with one man

What happen to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress

She was gonna be a star

She was gonna shake her ass

On the hood of White Snake's car

Her yellow SUV, is now the enemy

Looks at her average life

And nothing, has been, alright

Since Bruce Springstein, Madonna

Way before Nirvana

There was U2, and Blondie

And music still on MTV

Her two kids, in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

But she still preoccupied

With 19, 19, 1985

Woo-hoo-hoo

1985

Woo-hoo-hoo

She's seen all the classics

She knows every line

Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink

Even Saint Elmo's Fire

She rocked out to wham

Not a big Limp Biscuit fan

Thought she'd get a hand

On a member of Duran Duran

Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin

And who's the other guy singing in Van Halen

When did reality, become T.V

What ever happen to sitcoms, game shows

On the radio was

Springstein, Madonna

Way before Nirvana

There was U2, and Blondie

And music still on MTV

Her two kids, in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

But she's still preoccupied

With 19, 19, 1985

Woo-hoo-hoo

She hates time, make it stop

When did Motley Crue become classic rock?

And when did Ozzy become an actor?

Please make this stop!

Stop!

Stop!

And bring back

Springstein, Madonna

Way before Nirvana

There was U2, and Blondie

And music still on MTV

Her two kids, in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

But she's still preoccupied

With 1985

Bruce Springstein, Madonna

Way before Nirvana

There was U2, and Blondie

And music still on MTV

Her two kids, in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

But she's still preoccupied

With 19, 19, 1985