Stranded... In a life in which your struggle for acceptance is a never-ending chore 

Upbraided... For your actions past & present and rewarded for ideas of the future's bright open door 

The henchman is the human analogue of the suffering multitudes, who like good dogs sit and & for their reward 



So what good advice have I got for you 

To insure against your likely metamorphosis into this reprobate? 



Don't be a henchman! 

Stand on your laurels 

Do what no one else does and praise the good of other men for good man's sake 

And when everyone else in the world follows your lead (although a cold day in hell it will surely be) 

That's when the entire world shall live in harmony