Wonder what it was that made you this way

Maybe as a baby you dropped your rattle

It still rattles you to this day

You better practice your evil looks in the mirror, they don't work on me



Slowly crawling up from the down low

The other cops still call you fatso

Short fuse and a top to blow

Unhappy wife, shitty life, hit the bottle



Your whole world dropped from under you

Left you with sorry excuses

Left you with meaningless things to prove

Like why you became a cop, why did you become a cop?



Wonder what it was that made you this way

Maybe as a kid your toys were taken away

And it still toys with you to this day

You better practice your evil looks in the mirror, they don't work on me



Slowly crawling up from the down low

The other cops still call you fatso

Short fuse and a top to blow

Unhappy wife, shitty life, hit the bottle



Your whole world dropped from under you

Left you with sorry excuses

Left you with meaningless things to prove

Like why you became a cop, why did you become a cop?

Shut the fuck up



After my court date, I'll forget about you

I'll tell my cell mates, I'll forget about you

After the jail break, I'll forget about you

After I'm through singing this song, I'll forget about you

I'll forget about you