Aw, who's the queen of the locker room

Who's the cream of the crop

Poor Joey took her to the matinee

Said, "God, she wouldn't stop!"



Holy muscle of love

My heart's a muscle



Where ev'rything is hot

'Cause I don't know if the things I'm thinking

Are normal thoughts or not



Holy muscle of love

Well, I got a muscle of love

Yeah

Ooh



I read Dad's books like I did before

Now things are crystal clear

Lock the door in the bathroom now

I just can't get caught in here



Holy muscle of love

Well, I got a muscle of love

Holy muscle of love

I got a muscle of love

Holy muscle of love

My heart's a muscle of love

Holy muscle of love

Well, I got a muscle of love

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Must be a gift from above

Yeah, yeah, yeah



(Hallelujah, etc.)