All you people up there in City Hall

You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets

This is a song for the people in the streets



Not the people City Hall

All you motherfuckers in the streets

It's time to rise up, up up up

Come along children and fuckin' rise



Lots of times when me and KG are watchin'

All the fuckin' shit that goes down at City Hall

We get the feeling we should fuck shit up

Yeah we should fuckin' start a riot, a riot



We have 'em screaming in the streets

We have 'em tippin' over shit

And breakin' fuckin' windows

Of small businesses



And settin' fuckin' fires

And settin' fuckin' fires

And settin' fuckin' fires



And then after the smoke is cleared

And the rubble has been swept away

Me and KG will peek out our heads

We've been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors

Below sea level, from a bunker



We did it Rage-Kage, we beat the bastards of City Hall

But now what will we do?

We must rebuild

But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?



Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how

And the elbow grease to lead us to a new land

No, not me and KG

We don't have the cognitive capacity to lead

Alright, we'll do it



We'll lead as Two Kings

We'll lead as Two Kings

Ahh

(Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)

Ah ha ah how

We'll lead as Two Kings



The first decree is to legalize marijuana

The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long

You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization

You're banished from the land



We'll lead as Two Kings

We'll lead as Two Kings

Ahh

(Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)

Ah ha ah how

Lead as Two Kings



The second decree, no more pollution

No more car exhaust or ocean dumpage

From now on, we will travel in tubes



We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yeah

We'll fuckin' lead as Two Kings



Get the scientists working

On the tube technology, immediately

(Tube technology)

Chop, chop, let's go



Third decree, no more rich people and poor people

From now on, we will all be the same umm, I dunno

I gotta think about that



We'll lead as Two Kings

Ah yeah, ah yeah

Ha ha ho hee, ha ha ho hee

Ha ha ho ho ho ho



Oh my God

Ahh, what?

Dude, the red phone is flashing

Oh, yeah



Let me scoop that up

Hello? Two Kings

Who is it?

What? No, no fucking way

What?



Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho

You gotta go down there

Oh my God, what?

Dude, I gotta stay here



Why do I have to go?

Please! Please!

Oh, God, okay

Awesome, is he gone?



Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament

All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up

But Rage, he can't be King anymore

Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees



Seriously, let's make him

"Duke" a kick ass "Duke"

Or, "Leader formerly known as King"

But uh oh, he's comin' back



We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yes

We'll really lead as Two Kings



Uh, dude?

Rage

I went all over Idaho

Yeah?

Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere

What? There was no famine?



Yeah, there was no famine, no

Dude

I don't know what's uh

A toast

A toast



Long live the, "D"

Long live the, "D"

Long live me

I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine



What?

For the good of the land

You p, I poisoned yours

Huh heh, as well

No, no



City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty

Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty

Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall



People inside me are askin' me to smoke up City Hall

'Cause no one here is talkin'

People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall

'Cause no one here is rockin'



People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall

'Cause everyone is rock-'em, sock-'em robots

Everyone is rock-'em, sock-'em robots

Everyone is rock-'em, sock-'em go oh



Don't, cut that part out

We've got it



Um, do you believe in God?

I believe, I believe

You do?

I believe in God

I believe in God



Y'do

I believe in God

Do you?

I believe in God



Yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come out with this

(One)

(Cuts off on, "One")

I got some lyrics



Malibu nights, tangerine dreams

Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams

Malibu, makin' a poo

Stinky poo, lookin'd view



Because it's time for my breakfast

It's time for some cheese

It's time for the stink

Time for the breeze

Time for the hah-or-ee