Tenacious D - Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)

 ★ 沉醉寒风 

I AM COMPLETE!

Fuuuck

YES YOU ARE FUCKED,

SHIT OUT OF LUCK!

NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!

THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE,

AND YOUR FIRST IN LINE!

YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!

Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker

we challenge you to a rock off,

Give us one chance to rock your socks off

FUCK! FUCK!

FUUUCK, THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME,

FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE!

WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?

WHAT'S THE CAAATCH?

If we win,

you must take your sorry ass back to hell

and also you will have to pay our rent

AND WHAT IF I WIN?

Then you can take Kage back to hell..

What!?

Trust me kage it's the only way

What the fuck are you talkin about?

To be your little bitch

FINE!

LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN HAHAHA!

I'M THE DEVIL,I LOVE METAL!

CHECK THIS RIFF,IT'S FUCKIN TASTY!

I'M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT

WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!

THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!

I CANNOT WAIT TO TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL

I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MA HOT DEMON GEL!

I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL!!

NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder

There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice

Listen to me-

He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man

God dammit Kage,

he gonna make you his sex slave,

your gonna gargle Mayonnaise

Noo

unless we bust a massive monster mamajam

Dude,

we've been through so much shit

De-activated lasers with my dick

Now it's time to blow this fucker down

c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down

I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down

Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown

We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town

Now we've got to blow this fucker down

He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down

C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down

OOOOOOh It's time for the black out

 Hey antichrist ah, Beelzeboss,

we know your weakness, ah rockin socks!

we rock the ?, and blow your mind

we will defeat you, for all mankind

you hold the sceptor,

we hold the key

you are the devil,

we are the D

We are the D 

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN LAME COME ON KAGE YOUR COMIN WITH ME

TASTE MY LIGHTNING SUCKERS!

 NOOOO!

OW, FUCK!

MY FUCKIN HORN!

OHH NO

 From whence you came you shall remain,

until you are complete again

NOOOOO!

FUCK YOU KAGE AND FUCK YOU JABLES

I'LL GET YOU TENACIOUS D!!