I don't wanna go and party,

I don't wanna shoot the pier,

I don't wanna take the doggie for a walk,

I don't wanna look at naked chicks and rink beer,

I don't wanna do a bong load, and go and wrench on the car,

I don't wanna hose the dog shit down,

cause I aint even gonna get out f bed,

I aint gettin,

I aint gettin out of bed today,

I aint gettin out of bed today,

Keep on skankin' ronnie,

skank the night away,

But the time is coming,

for us all to pay.

I don't wanna watch no porno,

I don't wanna play guitar,

I don't wanna spank the monkey,

I don't wanna go down to the corner bar,

and I aint even got to listen to all

the stupid shit you got to say.

I don't wanna do a god damn thing.

I don't want to,

want to leave my bed today

Keep on skankin' ronnie,

skank the night away,

But the time is coming,

for us all to pay

I don't wanna eat burritos,

or read about OJ.

No I don't want to get a head rush

cause I aint gettin out of bed today

I aint got to leave my bed

Keep on skankin' ronnie,

skank the night away,

But the time is coming,

for us all to pay.