The Headmaster Ritual 



Belligerent ghouls 

Run Manchester schools 

Spineless swines 

Cemented minds 



Sir leads the troops 

Jealous of youth 

Same old suit since 1962 



He does the military two-step 

Down the nape of my neck 



I wanna go home 

I don't wanna stay 

Give up education 

As a bad mistake 



Mid-week on the playing fields 

Sir thwacks you on the knees 



Knees you in the groin 

Elbow in the face 

Bruises bigger than dinner plates 



I wanna go home 

I don't wanna stay 



Da-da-da ... 



Belligerent ghouls 

Run Manchester schools 

Spineless bastards all ... 



Sir leads the troops 

Jealous of youth 

Same old jokes since 1902 



He does the military two-step 

Down the nape of my neck 



I wanna go home 

I don't want to stay 

Give up life 

As a bad mistake 



Please excuse me from gym 

I've got this terrible cold coming on 

He grabs and devours 

He kicks me in the showers 

Kicks me in the showers 

And he grabs and devours 



I want to go home 

I don't want to stay... 



Da-da-da ...