We all know the girls that I am talking about 

Well they are time bombs and they are ticking 

And the only question's when they'll blow up 

And they'll blow up; 

We know that without a doubt cause they're those girls, yeah you know those girls that let their emotions get the best of them 



Go! 



And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man

Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings

So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off

Cause we'll know just what they're thinking 

Just what their thinking

She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way 

Her moods out swinging on the swing set almost everyday 

She said to me that she's so happy it's depressing 

And all I said was someone get that girl a mood ring! 

If it's drama you want then look no further 

They're like the real world, meets boy meets world, meets days of our lives and it just kills me how they get away with murder they'll anger you, 

Then bat their eyes; those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize Go! 

And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man

Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings

So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off cause we'll know just what they're thinking just what their thinking she's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way her moods out swinging on the swing set almost everyday she said to me that she's so stressed out that it's soothing and all I said was someone get that girl a mood ring

Cause when it's black means watch your back because you're probably the last person in the world right now she wants to see and when it's blue it means you should call her up immediately and ask her out because she'll most likely agree and when it's green it simply means that she is really stressed and when it's clear is means she is completely emotionless 

(And that's alright I must confess)

We all know the girls that I am talking about, she liked you Wednesday but now it's Friday and she has to wash her hair and it just figures that we'll never figure them out well first she's jekyl and then she's hyde... at least she makes a lovely pair

Mood ring, oh mood ring, oh tell me will you bring the key to unlock this mystery 

Of girls and their emotions play it back in slow motion so I may understand the complex infrastructure known as the female mind 

(Heh, that was terrible)