All the vegans in the house (all the vegans, all the vegans)

All the vegans in the house (all the vegans, all the vegans)



She's not eatin' bacon, not eatin' sausage

And she won't eat eggs

Not eatin' chicken, not eatin' turkey

She won't have a steak



But I just can't help feelin' sorry

For this poor little lettuce head

You know, I can't stop cryin'

'Cause I know this broccoli's dead



Vegetarian?

I'm not a vegetarian

Vegetarian

She's a - vegetarian



Poor little cow, little sheep, little fish, how can I sleep?

When carrots are bleedin', plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry

You say "It's not so bad, they're only vegetables," that's what you said 

Maybe I'm a murderer, but I'm hungry and they're better off dead



Vegetarian?

I'm not a vegetarian

Vegetarian

She's a



Save a plant, eat a cow

I want beef, I want it now

I'm gonna eat it 'cause it's red

I'm gonna eat it 'cause it's dead

Maybe I should eat it raw

Let the blood run down my jaw

I'd eat people if it was legal

I'd eat people if it was legal



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