There's a time for lies 

And a time for truth 

I say, eye for an eye 

Eye for a tooth 



When I roamed young 

I'd scavenge around 

Every nook and cranny 

Of our little town 

It's nice, so nice, to be 



Pull out the cannon boys 

Steal us some wine 

Puff Tijuana Smalls 

Shake hands with beef 



She's so fine 

She's so sweet 

Mom and Pop they raised her 

On huge slabs of meat 



She's fine 

A man of nine 

Water derby day 

Twenty six pumps 

on a Crossman 

And it's time to play 



It's nice, so nice, to be 



Pull out the cannon boys 

Steal us some wine 

Puff Tijuana Smalls 

Shake hands with beef