One, two, three

She's a real left-winger 'cause she been down south

And held opossums in her arms, she said

"i could tell you stories that could make you cry. what about you? "

I said, "me too. I could tell you a story that would make you cry."

And she sighed, "ahh."



I said, "i want to be a singer like lou reed."

"i like lou reed," she said, sticking her tongue in my ear.

"let's go, let's sit, let's talk, politics goes so good with beer.

"and while we're at it, baby, why don't you tell me one of your

Biggest fears? "

I said, "losing my penis to a whore with disease."

"just kidding," I said. "losing my life to a whore with disease."

She said, "excuse me, please? "

I said, "losing my life to a whore with disease."

She said, "please."

Well, I'm a humble guy with healthy desire

Don't give me no shit because



I've been tired, I've been tired, I've been tired

I've been tired, I've been tired, I've been tired



I told the tale of a girl but I call her a woman

She's a little bit older than me

Strong legs, strong face, voice like milk, breasts like a cluster of

Grapes

I can't escape her ways she raise me



She make me feel like solomon

Beware your babies even if you have no one

And while we're at it baby, why don't you tell me one of your biggest

Fears? 

You don't want to sleep after setting my loins on fire

Well, that's okay because



I've been tired, I've been tired, I've been tired

I've been tired, I've been tired, I've been tired

I've been tired, I've been tired, I've been tired

I've been tired, I've been tired, I've been tired

I've been tired, I've been tired, I've been tired

T-i-r-e-d spells it, spells it, spells it, spells it