Gonna "send those welfare bums right back to work"

(Gotta start a war before 84)

Start a dirty war in El Salvador

Gonna back the Contras and Apartheid

Then I'll win the election by a landslide



Ronnie and Mags, Maggie and Ron

Let's get together build a neutron bomb

Maggie and Ron, Ronnie and Mags

Let's go to Grenada, gonna fly our flags



Gonna privatize, shut down some mines

Gonna back Khmer Rouge and Apartheid

Feed a slice of cake to Bobby Sands

Spend a holiday in the Falklands



Ronnie and Mags, Maggie and Ron

Gonna get the hostages from Iran

Maggie and Ron, Ronnie and Mags

Let's go to Grenada and the Falklands



Ronnie and Mags, Dennis and Nance

We know exactly who is wearin' the pants

Dennis and Nance, Maggie and Ron

Let's have a foursome build a neutron bomb