It's lovely to see you

Fall off the stairs

Breaking your skull in two



There's nothing you won't do

IV with air

Pull the plug and say I do



Beware in the bed

I might cut off your head

You choke me blue with the pillow tie

This love was never alive



It was hate at first sight for us, darling

The lady and the tramp, rabid and snarling

Awkward lovers and charmers worth mauling

It's a match made in hell, Cupid's squalling



Your scent's fascinating

For maggots and worms

Eating your flesh away



You say my eyes are engaging

To watch when I burn

Going pop in the flames



Beware in the bed

I might cut off your head

You choke me blue with the pillow tie

This love was never alive



It was hate at first sight for us, darling

The lady and the tramp, rabid and snarling

Awkward lovers and charmers worth mauling

It's a match made in hell, Cupid's squalling