It was in the local paper: "We will cure your every phobia 

At Devil Lake Sanitarium 

We will make you feel you're right at home" 

No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights 

We can recreate paradise 

And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing 

It only took about a minute's time 

For poor old Harry to make up his mind 

So he headed for Devil Lake, knowing doctors were awaiting 

him 

No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights 

We can recreate paradise 

And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing 

HARRY: 

"My name is Harry and I am from the country side 

I'm looking for a doctor, Eastmann is the name" 

Dr. EASTMANN: 

We've all been looking forward to having you here 

At Devil Lake Sanitarium 

You must always sign a special paper first" 

HARRY: 

"I will sign anything, just to get rid of my fears 

I just want to live a life, where do you want me to sign?" 

Dr. EASTMANN: 

"Right here on the dotted line 

This will give me the freedom I need for you 

At Devil Lake Sanitarium 

You know we are the very best at what we do... Oh Yes!" 

Now that we have got his signature 

I think it's time to start the Eastmann cure 

So put him in the straight 

I think Room 17 is still our whitest room 

No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights 

We can recreate paradise 

And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing