The honeymoons over and the loves gone sour

Her nagging has got you down

But you picked the wrong way to deal with it

You chose to slap her around

When you exchanged your wedding vows

Nobody said "you may now fist the bride"

Now that the little woman went and got her gun

The love ain't all that died



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Jealousy

She knows you can't live without it

The bullet's speed

Cutting right through all your bullshit

Wedded bliss

Began for her when the bullet's hit

Sixteen rounds in case she missed

Sealed with a fist



When she took your hand in marriage

It didn't mean right across the face

Small woman, big man, it takes a lot of guts

You're just a pussy in the first place

But now that your wedding chamber's

The one the bullet's in

Brave man, look at you, not so tough

When the hammer's cockin'



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The little woman had all the shit that she could take

Her intuition said "lock and load"

He-man, what's your plan to get out of this

She's gonna fill your ass with bullet holes

Guess who's bigger when she's squeezing the trigger

I got news, it isn't you

When they carry your body out over the threshold

You'll wish you never said "I do"



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