Once they killed his monster when it went into a trap

Now he's makin' better ones on a higher step

On a warm summer day the doctor went away

To a place where he could make it real

His assistant's hips were nice so he cloned her once or twice

Now his hips are achin' what a deal

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They become great rock musicians and their time is right

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Sometimes when he's feelin' bored he's callin' it a day

He's got his computers and they do it their own way

They mix some D.N.A. some skin and certain spray

You can watch it on a laser screen

And the fellow's blue and grey or sometimes pink and green

Just check it out on Halloween

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One night he cloned himself put his brother on a shelf

But when he fell asleep that night

It crept up from behind and thought well never mind

Took a syringe and blew out his life

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