Flight Of The Conchords - Friends






Friends sing together

Friends do things together

Friends laugh together

Friends make graphs together



Friends help you when you're in danger

Friends are people who are not strangers

Friends help you shift into a new place

And tell you if you've got food on your face

Friends are the ones on who you can depend

He's my friend, he's not my friend

Friends are the ones who are there in the end

He's my friend, they're not my friends

If you trip over I'll catch your fall

If you kick my dick I won't break your balls

If you get drunk and vomit on me

I'll make sure you get home safely

If you crossed the road and a truck struck you

I'll scrape you up and reconstruct you

I'll cheer you up if you're depressed

If you get murdered I'll avenge your death



Friends walk together

Pop and lock together

Me and him together

Me and Jim forever



Friends go jogging at the track

Friends borrow money, never pay you back

Friends do not let friends do crack

Friends go out and grab a snack

Friends drink beer in the sun

Unlike girlfriends they don't mind

Unlike girlfriends they don't mind

if you have more than one

if you have more than one

Friends tell you when your fly's undone

Murray, your fly's undone

My Uncle John had a special friend

They dressed alike, his name was Ben

I've never seen two friends like them

They were very very friendly men



Friends, friends, friends...