Looking round room,

I can tell that you

Are the most beautiful girl in the...room.

In the whole wide room

Oooh.



And when you're on the street

Depending on the street

I bet you are definitely in the top three

Good looking girls on the street

Depending on the street

And when I saw you at my mate's place

I thought what...is...she...doing...

At my mate's place

How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this



Good one Dave!!!

Ohhhh you're a legend, Dave!

I asked Dave if he's going to make a move on you

He's not sure

I said "Dave do you mind if I do?"

He says he doesn't mind

but I can tell he kinda minds

but I'm gonna do it anyway

I see you standing all alone by the stereo



I dim the lights down very low, here we go

You're so beautiful

You could be a waitress

You're so beautiful

You could be an air hostess in the 60s

You're so beautiful

You could be a part...time...model



And then I seal the deal

I do my moves

I do my dance moves

It's twelve oh two

Just me and you

And seven other dudes

Around you on the dance floor

I draw you near

Let's get outta here



Let's get in a cab

I'll buy you a kebab!

Now I can't believe

That I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen

With a kebab

Ooooooohhh.



Why don't we leave?

Let's go to my houseand we can feel each other up on the couch

Oh no. I don't mind taking it slow-ho-ho, no-ho-ho, yeah.



Cause you're so beautiful

Like a, tree

Or a high-class prostitute

You're so beautiful

Mmm, you could be a part-time model



But you'd probably have to keep your normal job

A part-time model!

Spending part of your time, modelling,

and part of your time, next to meeeeeeeeee!

My place is usually tidier than this...



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