Flight Of The Conchords - Hurt Feelings






Some people say that rappers don't have feelings

We have feelings, we have feelings

Some people say that we are not rappers

We're rappers

That hurts our feelings

Hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappers

Some people say that rappers are invincible

We're vincible, we're vincible

What you are about to hear are true stories

Real experiences, autobiographical raps

Things that happened to us, all true

Bring the rhyme

I make a meal for my friends, try to make it delicious

Try to keep it nutritious, create wonderful dishes

Not one of them thinks about the way I feel

Nobody compliments the meal



I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings

I feel like a prized asshole,

no one even mentions my casserole

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings

You could've said something nice about my profiteroles



Here's a little story to bring a tear to your eye

I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive

But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs

And the assistant suggested I try a ladies' size

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings

I'm not gonna wear a ladies' wetsuit I'm a man

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings

Get me a small man's wetsuit please



It's my birthday 2003, waitin' for a call from my family

They forgot about me

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings

The day after my birthday is not my birthday, mum



I call my friends and say let's go into town

But they're all too busy to go into town

So I go by myself, I go into town

Then I see all my friends they're all in town



I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings

They're all lined up to watch

that movie ' Maid in Manhattan'



Have you even been told that your ass is too big?

Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?

Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed?

Have you ever been told you've got a weird shaped head?

Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?

Once again, they forgot about J

Were you ever called homo 'cause at school you took drama?

Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?

Tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper

I'm crying tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper