Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faith And I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his mo ment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game I stuck around at St. Petersburg When I saw it was a-time for a change Killed the czar and his ministers Ana stasia screamed in vain I rode a tank Held a gen eral's rank When the blitz krieg raged And the bodies stank Tell me, baby, what's my name Tell me, sweetie, what's my name I watched with glee While your kings and queens Fought for ten decades For the gods they made I shouted out, "Who killed the Ke nnedys?" When after all It was you and me Let me please introduce my self I'm a man of wealth and taste And I laid traps for troubadours Who get killed before they reached Bombay