Eight miles deep the well forgotten by mortals

Oh, I drank it empty in one single sip

Eight miles wide the valley beyond all hope

Oh, I filled the whole with one single fist



Five million christians on a ride towards us

Oh, I slaughtered the bunch with one single hit (with my spear)

Five million women so alone in the night

Oh, I had them all satisfied profusely (every night by myself)



Ten thousand trolls hard as rock cold as ice

Oh, they ran when I rose to face them

Ten hungry waves they swallowed my ship

Oh, I steadily walked home (and I only got wet on my feet)



No single book were behelden by me

Oh, no question I cannot do answer

Only one single lamp do show me this way

And that is the eye of satan