Flowers I sent

Were found dead on their arrival

The words I said

Inserted foot in my mouthful



So when we dance

My lead, it ain't so graceful

''(Isn't so, not ain't so)''



I'm a hapless romantic

St-t-tuttering po-poet

Just call me a tragic comic

'Cause I'm in, in love with you, aha, aha



And when we dine

I forget to push in your seat

I wear the wine

Spilling hearts all over my sleeve



A stitch in time

Proposing down on my knees

''(Splitting between the seams)''



I'm a hapless romantic

St-t-tuttering po-poet

Just call me a tragic comic

'Cause I'm in, in love with you, aha, aha



Nobody can know the trouble I've seen

Nobody can know the trouble I've seen

Nobody can know the trouble I get into

When I'm with



''Tragic comedy''



I'm a hapless romantic

St-t-tuttering po-poet

Just call me a tragic comic

'Cause I'm in, in love with you



I'm a hapless romantic

St-t-tuttering po-poet

Just call me a tragic comic

'Cause I'm in, in love with you, aha, aha